Quotes for Husband ;)

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
Author Unknown

There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past is always her lover, and her future invariably her husband.
Oscar Wilde

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world.
Elbert Hubbard

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
Simone de Beauvoir

Husbands are like fires - they go out if unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
Author Unknown

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rudner

Peace Man! Hehe...